Because reading the news wasn't distracting enough. Play our collection of satirical games designed to maximize your procrastination while minimizing your productivity.
See how much your innermost thoughts could be worth to advertisers! Generate AI responses with sponsored content and their estimated ad revenue value.
How much should you trust AI advice with advertising integration? Calculate your trust level (spoiler: it's appropriately low).
Click each ad-tech term to reveal what it actually means. "Answer Independence" = ads appear milliseconds after answers in the same visual field.
Calculate your personal exposure to regulatory uncertainty! Enter your tweet-checking frequency, tariff anxiety levels, and coping mechanisms to receive your official Whiplash Index score.
Spin to discover who's REALLY responsible for your healthcare costs! The wheel is calibrated to land on anyone except insurance companies.
Click each healthcare term to reveal what it actually means. "Value-based care" = care valued primarily by shareholders.
Browse and download various freedoms! Some free, some premium, some "Not available in your region." App Store parody with user reviews, in-app purchases for extended liberties, and downloads that pause for alignment checks.
Browse Store →Adjust imports to calculate your independence score! Discover how becoming more dependent on external sources paradoxically increases your energy independence rating.
Click official myth-busting cards to reveal the questions that weren't asked. Three columns: MYTH, FACT, and UNASKED.
Generate official euphemisms for "closing a refinery"! Spin three reels of bureaucratic language. Every combination sounds legitimate. None say "closing."
Classic bingo featuring actual phrases from government press releases. Mark squares as you read official statements. Winning is inevitable.
Watch all energy metrics reach 100% simultaneously! Every progress bar fills up completely, each with its own asterisk. Metrics may contradict each other - that's a feature.
Real-time stock ticker tracking government PR metrics. Watch ACNT (Accountability Holdings) crater while SPIN (Strategic Comm ETF) hits all-time highs. TRNS is always $404.00.
Quantify savings from things you no longer have! Adjust sliders for jobs lost, capacity reduced, and appreciation level to calculate your total victory points (not dollars).
Live countdown to the next scheduled government announcement! Browse upcoming "Myth vs Fact" campaigns, "Collaborative Partnership" announcements, and "Setting the Record Straight" statements.
Official form to express gratitude for constructive developments! Select your stakeholder role, rate your appreciation (must be 5 stars), and receive a confirmation with 2-4 business decades response time.
AI chatbot trained exclusively on official talking points! Ask about refinery closures, price impacts, or job losses. Every answer reframes your concern as a win. Always spinning... I mean online.
Walk through California's road to energy independence! Click each milestone from 2015 to 2030 to see the official narrative vs. the translation. Features auto-play mode for hands-free propaganda.
Real-time sentiment gauge showing how grateful you should be! Vote your feelings and watch as all sentiment mysteriously resolves to 100% approval. Dissent is logged, processed, and resolved.
Spin to discover who's responsible! The wheel is weighted so State Policy only gets 1% of the blame. Market Forces, Federal Policy, and Global Economy share the rest. Perfectly calibrated.
Interactive map showing California's energy supply from 2020-2030. Watch local production shrink and imports grow as the "Independence Score" paradoxically increases. California turns grayer as it gets greener!
Discover your constitutional rights based on net worth! Explore the pricing tiers of American justice, take the customer satisfaction survey, and see what level of legal representation you qualify for.
The official Terms of Freedom agreement you never read but definitely agreed to. Endless scrolling, buried clauses about dissident giraffes, and a progress bar that never quite reaches 100%. By existing, you already consented.
Twelve interactive tools satirizing the death of SEO! Time your authentic relationship extraction, launder jargon through the machine, calculate your soul depletion, play buzzword bingo, and ask the algorithm for meaning.
Six interactive games about writing for algorithms instead of humans! Pull the Citation Slot Machine, farm Reddit karma "authentically," chunk your paragraphs, destroy negative reviews, and generate your Digital Passport.
10 interactive experiences about the futility of data privacy! Spin the ToS Slot Machine, calculate your data worth, speedrun cookie rejections, get targeted fortunes, and more.
Sign the memorial guestbook for the Authentic Internet (1991-2024). Watch your memories get chunked, vector-matched, and absorbed into training data. Interactive death certificate reveals the true cause of death on hover.
TEN interactive games about data privacy! Speedrun consent popups, guess what your phone heard, see how many times you've been sold, escape the Zuckerberg escape room, and more.
Experience the dystopia of child surveillance capitalism! 4 interactive sections satirizing CES 2026's most invasive announcements.
Mark squares as tech buzzwords are spoken! "AI everywhere," "revolutionary," "ecosystem" — how long until BINGO?
Play Bingo →Spin three reels to generate CES product pitches! Problem + Solution + Price = Peak Absurdity.
Spin →A personality quiz where every answer leads to surveillance. Discover your dystopian soulmate!
Take Quiz →Scroll through the progression from smartphone to Smart Brick. Watch privacy erode in real-time.
Explore →Watch PRVCY crash while SURV soars! Real-time* stock ticker for your dwindling rights.
Watch Markets →See how every CES product progresses: Announced → Convenient → Expected → Mandatory → Inescapable.
View Pipeline →Submit your complaints! Watch them get shredded, stamped "NOTED", or forwarded to advertisers.
Complain →See how you rank among the most surveilled households! Earn badges like "Nothing to Hide" and "Data Whale".
Check Rank →Five interactive games about California's solar billing nightmare! Try to pay your bill with credits that don't connect, experience the 78:1 exchange rate, play True-Up Roulette, and more.
Can you spot AI-generated text? Click the pink AI terms like "delve" and "multifaceted" while avoiding normal human words. Build combos across 10 levels of increasing difficulty!
Spot AI →Upload any image and convert it to a cross-stitch or needlepoint pattern. Customize thread colors, adjust canvas size and mesh count, and download printable charts with symbol keys.
Create Pattern →Can YOU implant the device without triggering complications? Drag the implant to the target zone while avoiding the nerve. Just like the real study, 24% of patients improve from absolutely nothing!
Start Surgery →Six interactive experiences about the Tech Bro Singularity! Take the quiz, check the dumpster fire index, play bingo, consult the oracle, use the soundboard, and translate your trauma into Cybertruck terms.
Experience the thrill of losing money instantly! This lottery simulator uses real odds to demonstrate why the house always wins. Buy tickets, scratch to reveal, and watch your ROI plummet.
Lose Money →Experience your epic year in code! Spotify Wrapped-style interactive journey through 327 commits, 113 PRs, and 194K lines. Features confetti, sound effects, and ambient music.
Unwrap 2025 →Calculate your PTO ROI and optimize holiday weeks! Features a conspiracy board revealing calendar truths, excuse email generator, and a wheel of professionally vague excuses.
Test your attention span with our interactive diagnostic! Can you read a passage without checking your phone? Distractions will appear. Your shame will be quantified in TikToks.
8 interactive games about workplace dystopia! Coffee Badge Speedrun, Flexibility Gap Calculator, Buzzword Bingo, Hope Deficit Quiz, Corporate Solution Matching, Burnout Meter, Management Guru quiz, and HR Negotiation Simulator.
Celebrating 20 years of shifting responsibility! Use BP's Official Blame Calculator™ and explore the Corporate Climate Timeline. Discover why your shower length matters more than their pipelines.
Calculate your meaningless personal impact, spin the Carbon Offset Slot Machine, watch the Doom Thermometer rise, and play Climate Denial Bingo! 4 interactive tools for climate anxiety.
Think you can test your own invention? Calculate your survival probability with our scientifically calibrated Confidence Calculator, then generate Famous Last Words from history's most optimistic innovators.
Discover your Cognitive Compliance Rating before someone else does! Take the Brain Smoothness Calculator quiz, then scan your opinions through the Consensus Engine for pre-approval.
Three interactive experiences satirizing the creator economy! Drill for loneliness, build parasocial relationships with engagement buttons, and generate million-dollar VC pitches.
Transform any news into maximum satire. Extract gems, apply media spin tactics, and generate an Onion-style masterpiece with cursed comments, ironic ads, and all the trimmings.
Generate →Match 3 gems to suppress your authentic reactions! Every combo increases your Professional Hollowness Score™. Score over 500 to qualify for senior management.
Play Now →Test your fluency in venture capital jargon! Fill in the grid with terms like INNOVATION, DISRUPT, and SYNERGY. MBA not required but helps.
Solve →6 mini-games about the absurdity of higher education. Test if you can spot AI essays, explode a professor's blood pressure, and more.
What do the stars predict for your major? Get your academic forecast and check the climate across campus zones. Spoiler: it's volcanic in lecture halls.
Browse AI-themed vanity plates rejected by the California DMV. Includes Plate Tinder - swipe right on your favorites!
Is your rebellion against capitalism actually just capitalism? Take the quiz, play bingo, and follow the flowchart to checkout.
Five interactive tools to discover just how poisonous your wellness routine really is. Calculate your carcinogen exposure, breathe in virtual toxins, decode mat acronyms, and more!
Explore AI's contradictory food predictions: tiny gnome portions, 10-pound burgers, and paying $400 for nothing. The algorithm has spoken. The algorithm is confused.
How suspicious is your reading habit? Take the quiz to find out if you're engaging in "suspiciously private activity" by reading books offline.
Take Quiz →Did Allen Ginsberg actually get visited by the ghost of William Blake? Cast your vote on this crucial question of literary history.
Vote →Vote on autopsy methodology and get your driving horoscope. Because even fatal crashes deserve cosmic context.
What does your zodiac sign say about your Wikipedia donation habits? The stars have opinions about your $3 contribution.
Read Fate →Vote on the $1.2B jackpot coverage, then check your lottery horoscope. Spoiler: the stars say you won't win either.
Vote on privacy hypocrisy, then play mini-games about the most surveilled job in America. Irony included free of charge.
The interrogation-themed version! Match gems while suppressing your authentic self. Same soul-crushing gameplay, different context.
Play →Drive perfectly through Ohio's golden hour countryside. Get blamed for the crash anyway. A satirical driving simulator based on the study where correlation equals causation.
Start Engine →Zone residential, commercial, and industrial districts. Build power plants and water towers. Manage taxes, take loans, and trigger disasters. Watch your citizens' happiness plummet as you learn why municipal government is impossible.
Build Now →Dodge obstacles in this hypnotic 3D endless runner! Switch lanes, jump over barriers, and survive 8 increasingly chaotic neon-soaked levels. Perfect for pretending you're in a meeting.
Play Now →Jack into the matrix in this cyberpunk interactive fiction. Play as Case, a burned-out console cowboy offered one last chance at redemption. Navigate Chiba City, meet Molly and Armitage, and decide whether to help an AI achieve freedom.
Jack In →Float down the Mississippi on a moonlit night with Huck! This mesmerizing screensaver features animated emojis, fireflies that follow your cursor, jumping fish, shooting stars, and a cozy campfire on the shore.
Launch →An infinite cascade of increasingly absurd breaking news. Watch as urgent headlines rain down like the matrix, each more meaningless than the last. Click to stop the presses!
Launch →An infinite field of newspapers flutter through space like leaves in a digital wind. Hover to read absurd headlines, click to scatter into confetti and spawn more. Move your mouse to shift perspective through layers of depth.
Launch →Experience the thrill of economic displacement! Compare revolution speeds, play hide-and-seek with corporate taxes (you're the IRS), and run on the retraining treadmill forever.
Silicon Valley has become indistinguishable from a Larry David fever dream. Can you tell which absurd scenarios are from Curb Your Enthusiasm and which are real tech company policies?
Play Now →A normalized reality-to-satire curve for the modern age. Calibrate your absurdity detector and discover where headlines fall on the Poe's Law spectrum.
Calibrate →Delete emails faster than they arrive! Features realistic CC chains, passive-aggressive "per my last email" power-ups, and the dreaded Reply All boss battle.
Build the ultimate corporate org chart! Maximize buzzwords, minimize actual work. Unlock achievements like "Paradigm Shifter" and "Low-Hanging Fruit Picker."
Navigate family dinner without discussing politics, religion, or your career choices. Dodge passive-aggressive comments and survive until dessert.
Visual explorations of modern absurdity. Click, spin, calculate, and despair.
Spin the wheel to discover which everyday items are slowly poisoning you! A fun game for the whole family.
Spin →Calculate how much the official numbers are lying to you! Input reality, output government statistics.
Calculate →Follow the forever chemicals from your turkey to your bloodstream. A journey of discovery you can't escape.
Descend →An interactive flowchart of how problems become features in the land of opportunity.
Explore →Three ways firefighters are getting screwed, visualized beautifully. Heroes deserve better graphics.
View →Climb the hierarchy of things that shouldn't be happening but definitely are.
Ascend →A visual autopsy of society. Track the correlation between absurdity and collapse in real-time.
Analyze →The definitive ranking of the most ironic moments in recent memory. Number 7 will make you question everything.
Rank →A very good boy explains media literacy. Learn to spot spin, misdirection, and who's really throwing the ball.
Learn →RIP to humanity's oldest platform for giving things away. 10 mini-games satirizing the subscription economy.
Explore Earth's scattered jewels on an interactive 3D globe. From volcanic atolls to frozen archipelagos at the edge of the world.
Explore →The extended director's cut of forever chemical despair. More doom, more spiral, more reasons to never eat again.
Spiral →Beyond games and infographics, explore our other satirical departments.
In memoriam: startups, concepts, and abstractions we've lost along the way. Rest in pivots.
View All →We regret the error. All of them, actually. Here's where we got it wrong — or did we?
View All →The stars have tenure. They cannot be fired for these predictions. Consult at your own risk.
View All →Forecast: Continued doom. Visibility obscured by hype. Bring an umbrella made of other people's money.
View All →Your opinion matters, sort of. Results scientifically meaningless but emotionally satisfying. Margin of error: Yes.
View All →Test your knowledge. Results scientifically meaningless but emotionally validating. Wrong answers will be judged silently.
View All →Play along with the collapse. B-I-N-G-O, and doom was its name-o. Winner gets existential validation.
View All →Your complaints, acknowledged. Letters to the Editor from HuckFinn readers. We value your feedback.*
View All →Six interactive tools to analyze clickbait content! Generate viral headlines, translate doom-speak to English, calculate Fear-Per-Fact ratios, simulate being a coastal elite, check cocktail prices, and count scary words.
"Our games are designed to be played during work hours, ideally while on a video call with your camera off. We accept no responsibility for any resulting performance reviews, though we note that 'improving hand-eye coordination' is technically a professional development activity."