Multi-part investigations into society's most pressing absurdities. Best consumed in order, like a fine wine or a slow-motion disaster.
What happens when all work is finally completed forever? A week-long exploration of humanity's adjustment to a post-labor existence, featuring horoscopes, weather reports, and the gradual realization that maybe we didn't think this through.
The tech industry announces that all work has been successfully automated. Celebration lasts approximately 47 minutes before existential crisis sets in.
January 11, 2026 Read Part 1 →Americans discover that the hobbies they "always wanted to try" don't actually fill the existential void. Pottery sales skyrocket, then crash.
January 12, 2026 Read Part 2 →Cosplay cubicles spring up nationwide as former workers pay $200/hour for authentic "Got a sec?" interruption experience.
January 13, 2026 Read Part 3 →Philosophy departments vanish mid-lecture. Final paper argues 'purpose' was just something we made up to feel better about Mondays.
January 14, 2026 Read Part 4 →One year after all work ended, 94% of population reports being "fine." Remaining 6% are "also fine, just differently."
January 15, 2026 Read Finale →