Help wanted, for sale, services, and missed connections from across the satirical economy. All sales final. No refunds on existential dread.
HELP WANTED: Data Scientists. FOR SALE: Pre-Smart Lego Sets (vintage 2024). SERVICES: Smart Brick Deactivation. LOST: Child's play data.
Browse →HELP WANTED: Reddit Engagement Specialist. FOR SALE: 2,000 "authentic" accounts. SERVICES: Writing paragraphs for $0.03/word. Soul already depleted.
Browse →FOR SALE: Aeron chair. MISSED CONNECTION: Founding engineer. HELP WANTED: Explain to mom. LOST: My 20s. FREE: Entire startup.
Browse →HELP WANTED: Rhetorical Hyperbole Specialist. FOR SALE: Goalposts (slightly used, very mobile). SERVICES: Reasonable Viewer Certification.
Browse →REAL ESTATE: Northern Wisconsin mansion. EMPLOYMENT: Federal Government employees. PERSONALS: Senator & asterisk. FOR SALE: GPS Ankle Monitor.
Browse →SERVICES: Edit wars resolved. HELP WANTED: Citation needed specialists. FOR SALE: Wikipedia Premium (doesn't exist). LOST: Your donation.
Browse →HELP WANTED: Someone who understands reverse mathematics. FOR SALE: Textbooks nobody can read. SERVICES: Proof assistance (results may vary).
Browse →FOR SALE: Physical books (suspicious). HELP WANTED: Customers who don't just use the wifi. LOST: The joy of browsing without being tracked.
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