Play along with the collapse of various institutions. Winner gets nothing but the satisfaction of being right about everything going wrong.
Mark squares for "You're not going to jail," "Just a conversation," "Can probably incite," and "Reads emojis aloud." Free space: "Is this about Facebook?"
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Play BingoMark your card when food trends become insufferable. Includes: "Farm-to-table," "artisanal," "authentically sourced."
Play BingoMark your card when subscriptions become absurd. Free space: Subscribing to a subscription management service.
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