"All the news that's fit to satirize"
Bingo Est. 2025 Price: Your Sanity
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Energy Press Release Bingo

Play along with government press releases! Mark squares for "constructive development," "working collaboratively," "all-of-the-above," and "transparency." Winning is inevitable.

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AIO Buzzword Bingo

Mark your card when you hear "authentic engagement," "citation economy," or "extractability optimization." Free space: Your content being scraped.

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CES 2026 Keynote Bingo

Mark your card during any CES keynote. Includes: "revolutionary," "game-changing," "privacy-first" (used ironically).

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Medieval Workplace Bingo

Spot feudal dynamics in your modern office. Free space: Someone saying "we're all family here."

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Corporate Feudalism Bingo

Mark your card when management acts like nobility. Includes: Mandatory fun, voluntary mandatory overtime.

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Climate Responsibility Bingo

Mark your card when individual responsibility is blamed for systemic problems. Free space: "Carbon footprint."

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Tech Bro Enlightenment Bingo

Mark your card when tech leaders achieve "consciousness." Includes: Ayahuasca retreats, biohacking, NFT spirituality.

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Award Show Irony Bingo

Mark your card when prestigious awards go to questionable recipients. Free space: "Controversial but important."

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Office Space Bingo

Play along during your next all-hands meeting. Includes: "Synergy," "leverage," "circle back."

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Food Trend Bingo

Mark your card when food trends become insufferable. Includes: "Farm-to-table," "artisanal," "authentically sourced."

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Subscription Culture Bingo

Mark your card when subscriptions become absurd. Free space: Subscribing to a subscription management service.

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Authenticity Acquisition Bingo

Mark your card when counterculture gets corporatized. Includes: "Indie" brands owned by conglomerates.

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