Transform any news into maximum satire. Extract the gems, spin the narrative, and generate an Onion-style masterpiece complete with cursed comments.
SIMULATED CONTENT GENERATOR: Topic extraction uses local pattern matching, not an AI model or news API. Article copy comes from prewritten templates. Images are locally drawn SVG placeholders. All quotes, advertisements, commenters, replies, timestamps, likes and suggested related articles are fictional or randomized. No real reporting or audience engagement is measured.
📋 How This Works
Input Summary: Enter a 2-word topic summary and paste your source material
Extract Topics: We identify key topics, individuals, and absurd angles
Select Spins: Choose media manipulation tactics to satirize
Extract Gems: Pull out the most satirizable moments (you review these)
Generate Article: Full Onion-style piece with photo, caption, and all trimmings
Comments & Extras: Blow-out comments section with all the memes, plus ads and related articles
Note: You'll be asked to review the extracted gems before final article generation.
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Step 1: Your Input
Capture the essence in exactly two words
Can be news articles, tweets, corporate communications, or any raw material for satire
Select Spins to Satirize
Click to select the media manipulation tactics you want to parody:
Include Newspaper Sections
Select additional sections to include:
Preparing template-based satire (no AI call)...
📍 Extracted Topics & Individuals
💎 Extracted Gems (Review & Refine)
These are the most satirizable moments. Review and approve before generating: