Your opinion matters, sort of. Results scientifically meaningless but emotionally satisfying. Margin of error: Yes.
No, was scrolling (72%), Wait, it changed? (15%), Yes, and I'm devastated (5%), I'm in the 5% who left (3%), I don't use TikTok (5%)
Vote →It's fine, thanks for asking (71%), Concerned but need more data (14%), Erased but I don't notice yet (9%), What is Europe (6%)
Vote →Options include: extraterrestrial evidence, officially documented uncertainty, 847 pages of bureaucrats covering for a 1963 filing error, and a forward recommending follow-up funding. Vote now.
Vote →The Moon (31%), Mars — I still believe (18%), Earth — fix this one first (29%), Wherever Musk says next (15%), It doesn't matter (7%)
Vote →Outraged (38%), Mildly concerned but too tired (41%), Neutral — everyone does it (8%), Flattered (9%), I am TikTok (4%)
Vote →Building community (12%), Avoiding homework (34%), Impressing someone (28%), I genuinely don't know (26%)
Vote →Bad Incentives (94%), Bad People (3%), Bad Luck (2%), or Mercury Retrograde (1%)? 94% chose "Bad Incentives" to signal awareness while changing nothing.
Vote →Who is most responsible for AI taking over the legal profession? Lawyers (89%), Tech Bros (89%), Law Schools (89%), or All of the Above (89%)?
Vote →Are you "Fine, actually," "Also fine, just differently," or "Fine in ways that transcend traditional fineness"? [Life After AI FINALE]
Vote →Now that philosophers have declared meaning a scam, do you agree? Options: "Always suspected," "Still in denial," "Meaning was my whole personality." [Life After AI Part 4]
Vote →How much would you pay to pretend to have a deadline again? Options: "$75/hr," "$150/hr," "$500/hr with someone saying 'circle back'." [Life After AI Part 3]
Vote →Which hobby most spectacularly failed to fill the void? Pottery, guitar, sourdough, or "staring at walls (advanced)"? [Life After AI Part 2]
Vote →All work has been completed forever. How do you feel? Options: "Relieved," "Terrified," "Was checking email my whole personality?" [Life After AI Part 1]
Vote →Was it the platforms? The consultants? The users? All of the above? Or is the question itself optimized incorrectly? Results will be absorbed without attribution.
Vote →Is skiing on artificial snow while the climate collapses... "Fine, actually," "A metaphor I'm choosing not to examine," "The most American thing I've ever heard," or "Making me feel things I don't want to feel"?
Vote →Who is MOST responsible for the climate crisis? Options include "100 companies," "You, specifically," and "That guy who left his car idling in 2019."
Vote →Who should be responsible for solving climate change? Options include "100 companies," "You specifically," and "Whoever owns the most towels."
Vote →How do you feel about data privacy? Options include "I've read every TOS," "I click accept without reading," and "Privacy is dead, embrace the void."
Vote →Should we be concerned about the methodology? Options include "Yes," "What methodology?", and "I didn't read the article but have strong opinions."
Vote →How do you feel about paying $300 for nosebleed seats? Options include "This is fine," "Everything is fine," and "I have simply stopped wanting things."
Vote →Is it ironic when the most surveilled person in America lectures you about your privacy? Sample size: Everyone who noticed.
Vote →What's your strategy for winning the lottery? "Play more," "Play less," "Understand probability," or "Probability is a social construct."
Vote →Which inventor's death was the most preventable? Options include "All of them" and "Hubris is its own reward."
Vote →What do you miss most about writing for humans? Options include "Having readers," "Creative freedom," and "What's 'for humans'?"
Vote →Should you be your authentic self at work? HR says yes. Your interrogator says no. We're just asking questions here.
Vote →Who should the Supreme Court serve? Options include "The Constitution," "Corporate donors," and "Whoever bought them lunch."
Vote →What action makes you the biggest collaborator with the surveillance state? Options ranked by cognitive dissonance.
Vote →Was the Beat Generation onto something? Timothy Leary's CVS receipt has thoughts. Tune in, turn on, drop out (of the survey).
Vote →How many terms of service have you actually read? Options include "Zero," "Parts of one, once," and "I have transcended reading."
Vote →Should inventors be required to test their inventions on themselves? Options include "Only if they're confident" and "Especially if they're confident."
Vote →How optimized is your content for AI consumption? Options include "Fully atomized" and "My paragraphs have structural integrity."
Vote →How satisfied are you with your Supreme Court experience? Results weighted by donation tier.
Vote →Is there any remaining irony in politicians discussing privacy while being surveilled? We ran out of irony in 2019.
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