Your opinion matters, sort of. Results scientifically meaningless but emotionally satisfying. Margin of error: Yes.
Was it the platforms? The consultants? The users? All of the above? Or is the question itself optimized incorrectly? Results will be absorbed without attribution.
Vote âIs skiing on artificial snow while the climate collapses... "Fine, actually," "A metaphor I'm choosing not to examine," "The most American thing I've ever heard," or "Making me feel things I don't want to feel"?
Vote âWho is MOST responsible for the climate crisis? Options include "100 companies," "You, specifically," and "That guy who left his car idling in 2019."
Vote âWho should be responsible for solving climate change? Options include "100 companies," "You specifically," and "Whoever owns the most towels."
Vote âHow do you feel about data privacy? Options include "I've read every TOS," "I click accept without reading," and "Privacy is dead, embrace the void."
Vote âShould we be concerned about the methodology? Options include "Yes," "What methodology?", and "I didn't read the article but have strong opinions."
Vote âHow do you feel about paying $300 for nosebleed seats? Options include "This is fine," "Everything is fine," and "I have simply stopped wanting things."
Vote âIs it ironic when the most surveilled person in America lectures you about your privacy? Sample size: Everyone who noticed.
Vote âWhat's your strategy for winning the lottery? "Play more," "Play less," "Understand probability," or "Probability is a social construct."
Vote âWhich inventor's death was the most preventable? Options include "All of them" and "Hubris is its own reward."
Vote âWhat do you miss most about writing for humans? Options include "Having readers," "Creative freedom," and "What's 'for humans'?"
Vote âShould you be your authentic self at work? HR says yes. Your interrogator says no. We're just asking questions here.
Vote âWho should the Supreme Court serve? Options include "The Constitution," "Corporate donors," and "Whoever bought them lunch."
Vote âWhat action makes you the biggest collaborator with the surveillance state? Options ranked by cognitive dissonance.
Vote âWas the Beat Generation onto something? Timothy Leary's CVS receipt has thoughts. Tune in, turn on, drop out (of the survey).
Vote âHow many terms of service have you actually read? Options include "Zero," "Parts of one, once," and "I have transcended reading."
Vote âShould inventors be required to test their inventions on themselves? Options include "Only if they're confident" and "Especially if they're confident."
Vote âHow optimized is your content for AI consumption? Options include "Fully atomized" and "My paragraphs have structural integrity."
Vote âHow satisfied are you with your Supreme Court experience? Results weighted by donation tier.
Vote âIs there any remaining irony in politicians discussing privacy while being surveilled? We ran out of irony in 2019.
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