We regret the error. All of them, actually. Here's where we got it wrong — or did we?
"We previously claimed to be journalists. This was hyperbole. We are entertainers who dress like journalists."
Read →Nvidia clarifies it merely acquired all of Groq's IP, patents, and people who matter. We regret any implication.
Read →Wikipedia has been making users feel guilty for 24 years, not 23. We regret the error, though not as much as Wikipedia regrets our freeloading.
Read →An earlier version of this nation honored Confederate generals while forgetting Medal of Honor recipients. We regret the 125-year error.
Read →We confirmed Sam Altman requested "100 gigawatts per year." Our editors refused to believe it was real. It was.
Read →Billy-Jo Dieter is 47, not 48. The correction card arrived with a motivational sticker and smelled like lavender.
Read →The beast is real. We previously reported the beast was a dead pilot. This was misinformation. Please do not look in the trees.
Read →Article called subscriber badge "pointless." The badge is worth exactly $4.99/month to those who purchase it. We regret the error.
Read →We implied that shorter showers would help. They won't. We regret giving you hope.
Read →We incorrectly stated BP invented the carbon footprint in 2004. They merely perfected blame-shifting. We regret the nuance.
Read →We suggested reading terms of service. This was satire. No one has time for that. We regret the implication.
Read →Some inventors in our list died of natural causes, not ironic ones. Death is rarely as poetic as we suggested.
Read →We stated authentic engagement was possible. Our editorial team has been retrained. We regret the optimism.
Read →We implied humans could optimize for robots. The robots have informed us this is backwards. We regret the species error.
Read →We called the surveillance "unprecedented." It was very precedented. We regret the surprise.
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