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Letters Est. 2025 Price: Your Grievances
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Energy Independence Letters

Readers respond to California's bold strategy of achieving energy independence through imports. Includes "grateful stakeholder," "concerned former employee," and "confused economist."

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Recursive Abstraction

A letter about letters about letters. The editor regrets to inform you that this response is also a letter.

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Meta-Recursive Abstraction

The follow-up letter to the letter about letters. Abstraction levels: Critical.

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Asotin County Budget Priorities

A concerned citizen weighs in on local spending. The pothole situation remains unchanged.

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VC Worker Letters

Former employees write in about being optimized out of existence. HR has been notified.

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Media Literacy Letters

Readers respond to our coverage of coverage of coverage. Irony levels: Maximum.

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Startup Founder Letters

Equity-rich, cash-poor founders share their experiences. In lieu of payment, we offered exposure.

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Lottery Winner Letters

Winners who lost it all share wisdom. Spoiler: They didn't actually write these letters.

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Institutional Memory Letters

Readers respond to 125 years of administrative oversight. The Army has taken note.

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CDC Asterisk Letters

Readers demand clarity. The CDC responds with another asterisk. This asterisk is political.

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Tech Partnership Letters

Readers weigh in on billionaire relationship dynamics. All opinions are now owned by Salesforce.

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