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December 28, 2025

On Recursive Abstraction

"In the twilight of conceptual oscillation, where the ephemeral tangents of thought pirouette on the axis of semantic inertia, one must consider the paradox of recursive abstraction—which is to say, I have been watching the news lately..."

Tom Sawyer • Concerned Citizen, St. Petersburg, Missouri
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