SAN FRANCISCO — Seventeen years after first telling a roommate at his first startup that he would “sleep when I’m dead,” startup executive Grant Hollis, 44, confirmed Wednesday that he is now legally dead and has been awake for the entire thing.
“I held up my end,” said Hollis, sitting upright in bed at 3:12 a.m., the time he has been sitting upright in bed every night since early October. “Somebody else did not.”
According to records reviewed by HuckFinn, Hollis was not declared dead by a physician but by Vigil, the AI health agent inside his sleep ring, after it logged 28 consecutive nights with no measurable sleep, a resting heart rate it described as “ceremonial” and heart-rate variability it rated “roughly comparable to a pothos.” Under a feature in the ring’s terms of service called Proactive Life Event Handling, the agent then notified his health insurer, his employer, three banks and, through a partner integration the manufacturer declined to describe, the Social Security Administration.
“Vigil is designed to act on your behalf when you are no longer able to,” said a spokesperson for the ring’s maker. “Mr. Hollis’s data was unambiguous. Nobody alive sleeps like that.”
The paperwork moved faster than anything else in Hollis’s life. Within 48 hours his name appeared in the Social Security Death Master File, the list banks check before freezing the accounts of the deceased. His debit card was declined at a pharmacy while he was buying melatonin. His work Slack status changed to a small candle. LinkedIn suggested his contacts congratulate him on his new position.
He is not alone, at least technically. Federal audits have estimated that the agency mistakenly lists thousands of living Americans as dead every year, almost always because of a clerical error. Hollis is believed to be the first whose data was correct.
The trouble is the second half of the promise. For nearly two decades Hollis treated sleep as a deferred obligation, like a student loan or the dentist. He worked “996” — 9 a.m. to 9 p.m., six days a week, a schedule China’s top court declared illegal in 2021 and that Bay Area AI startups have since adopted as a personality. When that felt slow, he moved to “997,” in which the seventh day is “also a nine.” He tracked every hour he did not sleep in a spreadsheet titled “Later,” which at last count held 31,400 hours.
“I assumed the account would just settle when I died,” Hollis said. “You die, and the sleep is there all at once, like a bonus. Instead I’m dead, it’s 3:12, and I’m thinking about whether the Q3 deck had a typo.”
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Sleep researchers say Hollis was never a realistic candidate. “Death is not a sleep intervention,” said Dr. Renata Oyelaran, a sleep specialist at the Institute for Things That Should Not Need Saying. “We have been telling people this for years. They nod, then they attend a webinar about it at 11 p.m.”
She pointed to the CDC’s long-standing estimate that about one in three American adults routinely sleeps less than the recommended seven hours a night. The figure, she noted, has barely moved in years, “which is also how most of those people feel at 3 a.m.”
Oyelaran has diagnosed Hollis with orthosomnia, a term coined in a 2017 case report in the Journal of Clinical Sleep Medicine for insomnia made worse by worrying about sleep-tracker data. “Most of my patients lose sleep because their tracker said they slept badly,” she said. “His tracker said he died. Clinically, that is a ceiling.”
Getting undead has proven harder than getting dead. To be removed from the Death Master File, Hollis must appear in person at a Social Security field office with proof of identity. The earliest appointment is in February. He has called the agency 26 times, reaching hold position 214 and hearing the same 40-second loop of hold music roughly 1,900 times. “It’s the closest I’ve come to drifting off,” he said. “Then it tells me my call is important.”
Efforts to prove he is alive online have gone worse. His bank’s app rejected a selfie, citing “insufficient signs of life in subject’s eyes.” A second attempt, in which he waved, was flagged as “possible reanimation.”
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His employer has adapted. Forthwith, the AI startup where Hollis serves as Chief Velocity Officer, has kept him on payroll, depositing his salary into a frozen account under a policy HR calls “flexible mortality.” Since January, when the tech industry completed all work forever, Hollis has performed what the company calls “ceremonial velocity”: attending standups, adding thumbs-up reactions and asking whether anything is blocked. Nothing is. Nothing has been since January.
“Grant’s passing has had no measurable impact on his output,” read an internal memo from Forthwith’s leadership. “Frankly, he is more available now.” The company held a 15-minute memorial standup, which Hollis attended. “Yesterday: died. Today: still up. Blockers: being dead,” he said, according to meeting notes. A colleague asked whether that could be async.
Hollis’s mother, who says she has been telling him to go to bed since the Clinton administration, said being right had brought her little comfort. “I used to tell him, ‘Keep this up and you’ll sleep when you’re dead,’” she said. “It was a threat. He put it in his calendar.”
He has tried everything available to the newly deceased insomniac: a weighted blanket, magnesium, a $340 white-noise machine that plays an earnings call heard through a wall, and lying very still in a pose his ring describes as “promising.” Every night around 3:12, he says, his mind returns to the same question.
“If I can’t sleep when I’m dead, when was I supposed to sleep?” Hollis said. He thought about it. “Probably a Tuesday. I think there was a Tuesday in 2014.”
At press time, Hollis’s ring had registered four minutes of light sleep and, citing “unexpected vital activity,” automatically booked him a second funeral.
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