WASHINGTON — Days after Americans gained an hour when daylight saving time ended Sunday, economists said Wednesday that the country stands to gain far more from Trump Saving Time: the hours no longer spent listening to friends talk about President Trump.
The HuckFinn Economics Desk estimates the windfall at 73 hours per American per year, nearly two full work weeks. The figure assumes that a third of the 35 minutes Americans spend socializing each day, according to the Bureau of Labor Statistics, has lately been about him. At September's average hourly earnings of $37.81, that comes to roughly $2,760 per person. Across the nation's adults, economists value the windfall at about $700 billion a year, provided anyone spends it working.
The Bureau of Labor Statistics is reportedly retiring its fastest-growing time-use category, "Hearing about him, unprompted," which had expanded every year since 2015.
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Not every sector is celebrating. Cable news has applied for federal disaster relief, citing a catastrophic loss of topic. Political podcasts, which by some estimates account for most of the sound on Earth, have begun pivoting to true crime, a genre listeners describe as "gentler."
In homes across the country, the first signs of withdrawal appeared within hours. Group chats nationwide went quiet, save for one message: "So… anyway?" Families report long, eerie silences at dinner. Experts say it's called eating.
The weather, which hasn't carried a dinner party since 2015, is coming out of retirement. Meteorologists report record public interest in barometric pressure and have asked Americans to "be gentle with it. It's been a while."
Therapists, meanwhile, are bracing for clients forced, for the first time in a decade, to talk about themselves. "For ten years, he was the perfect deflection," said one Los Angeles psychologist. "Now I'm going to have to hear about their mothers."
Doctors recommend tapering off rather than quitting cold: one mention an hour, then one a day, then only at Thanksgiving.
Perhaps hardest hit are the people who discussed him most. His biggest fan and his loudest critic, longtime rivals in a Columbus, Ohio, friend group, discovered this week that they share a hobby: him. Both declined to comment, which friends described as a first.
Some economists warn that the windfall is an illusion. Trump Saving Time, they note, works exactly like daylight saving time: no hours are saved, and the evenings get darker.
Early data support the concern. Analysts expect every hour saved to be spent discussing how nice it is not to discuss him, followed by explaining the midterms to the group chat, followed by the weather. A new public-service campaign urges Americans to remember the updated mnemonic: spring forward, fall back, bring him up anyway.
Economists have also flagged the fine print. His term runs through January 2029, and Americans' friends have stamina.
Lawmakers have introduced a bill to make Trump Saving Time permanent. Like the effort to make daylight saving time permanent, which is still pending in Congress, it is expected to be discussed indefinitely.
By Thursday, the nation had found a replacement topic: everything Democrats haven't done yet. Industry analysts expect it to carry cable news through at least the spring.
At press time, the 73 hours had been fully reinvested, and Democratic strategists had begun testing a slogan for 2028: "This Time We'll Mean It."
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